Who can insult me the most?

Question

10 points for the most insulting response to this question.

Answer 1

I do feel bad picking on the obviously inbred and retarded, but your brother (the banjo player with 6 fingers) said you deserve it after stealing his wife/sister. So here goes (I'll try to use small words you understand, I'm sorry I can't do this in crayon.) Judging by your picture you're prolly too fat and lazy to come after me and that will add to the roasting. I'm sure it's not you fault after losing your legs in that bet of who could swallow the most ejaculate (***), so rest assured that the only reason everyone laughs at you is simply that your face is hideously ugly (wink, wink). A face only a mother could love, or a drunk pit bull on an exceptionally lonely night, but I don't need to tell you that. Of course I won't insult your mother, that is only resorted to by the most nippledicked mo' fo's, and besides, she should qualify for sainthood after resisting the urge to kill herself upon learning your birth wasn't a frontal bowel movement, just too bad that smell can't be washed from you blob like body or your breath. But all Life is special, and what will make yours special is when you finally get the courage to kill yourself and free us all from the utter plague of your existence. Do it soon. Nobody likes you. You are all alone in this world and won't be missed for the smallest fraction of a second.

Answer 2

Nobody could possibly insult you more than your own picture. For your sake, I hope that's not really you. I know I sure wouldn't want to be down wind if someone stuck a pin in something like that. And you might want to stop letting your mamma dress you funny, ok? If you get any worse, you're gonna start making me look good. Do us all a favor and quit sucking on that purple jug and look into a couple of 12 step programs.

Answer 3

Man, you so slow it takes you 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes, you so slow it takes you an hour to make minute rice, you so short you have to look up to look down, you are a few beads short of a rosary, if your conscience could be surgically removed, it would be a minor operation,I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you, you were so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mom, was it hard learning to be so ugly or were you a natural? I could go on, but I'm all out for now...

Answer 4

2 points

Answer 5

You look like a porky, fat, beer guzzling jerk. It looks like your face was on fire and someone tried to put the fire out with a hachet!!!

If you were any dumber, I'd have to water you!

ps..I'm a Christian!!

Don't be mad...you asked for it!!!! ;~)

I might even have to report you for impersonating a human! ;~) I bet you're really insulted now!

Phew! What a tension reliever! I feel so great now!! Thanks!

Answer 6

Here i just have to give it to Luxifer487 u got roasted in a bad ****** way buddy, u asked a stupid question, and u do look like an in-bred retard, in fairness i saw the rest of ur family and u defo got the looks! Bet u feel lik s**t!!!!!!!!! HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I bet ur ****** American as well arent ya? Hope u sit on a knife u homo

Answer 7

Sir, Why would you want someone to do that? You look pretty descent in the pic so why should anybody want to disrespect you? I can't insult you but i hope you get your wish. Good Luck!

Answer 8

If I found you sitting in my living room I would probably yell at my dog and try to rub his nose in you. then I would take him to the vet. eeeeeeeeeeeeew.

I hope I did not hurt you but really you are bum ugly.

I would say the better part of you was either left in the condom or ran down your mother/aunties leg.

Answer 9

You're a gun-toting, bible-thumping, card-carrying republican who actually believes what the president and your pastor tells you.



Did I hit the nail on the head?

Answer 10

You.



After all, who knows all your tragic little secrets, your sexual dis-functions, your sordid little perversions?



Nobody but you could know the whole, terrible truth. So only you are capable of insulting yourself sufficiently to satisfy your masochistic tendencies.

Answer 11

You are a pathetic ****** that needs to pass out in a gutter where you belong and die!!!! The stray dogs will eat your remains so your body will never be found!!!! One less idiot for us to deal with.

Answer 12

You, just lookin' in the mirror has to be the greatest insult. You done it to yourself.

Answer 13

Yo mama is such a bytch, that every time the mailman opens the front gate she comes out barging!!!!



HAHAHA!!!



lol

Answer 14

Your mamma is so fat that after sex she rolls over and smokes a turkey instead of a ciggerette.

Answer 15

Your father was a Hittite and your mother was an Amorite!

Answer 16

I feel so sad now, I cant insult you, but I will pray for you.

Answer 17

your a fata** drunk who takes it in the butt and swallows real hard and the last time you tried to do it he got lost in your stomach which by the way has its own climate.

Answer 18

You better watch your back.



By your picture I thought you were related to Moby Dick

Answer 19

You're doing a pretty good job of it already with your picture... Sorry!

Answer 20

You're a human and some day, you're going to die.



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Wow, I'm not very good at this, am I?

Answer 21

I fart in your general direction. Now go away, before I taunt you again!

Answer 22

Your grammar is atrocious, and your punctuality leaves much to be desired!



Yeah, no, can't do it. Maybe if you said something stupid first?

Answer 23

I don't want to insult you. I love you, man.

Answer 24

i know this one dude its someone that you like or love when they tell you something that insults you its the worst!

Answer 25

You're a - no you're not even worth calling names

Answer 26

Why would anyone steep this low and ask this stupid question

Answer 27

You"re American

Answer 28

your a jolly nice chap old boy

Answer 29

You're a jerk. A total kneebiter.

Answer 30

I guess any attention is better than nothing huh?

Answer 31

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon want's it's butt back?

Answer 32

Why

Answer 33

i think you've already insulted yourself

Answer 34

i'm not that kinda person... aside that, you'd probly report us for it...

Answer 35

i cant :( luv ur pic tho

Answer 36

hey, pork chop!



=)

Answer 37

not me

Answer 38

yawn.

Answer 39

ur stupid. JUST KIDDING! nobody's "just plain stupid!"

Answer 40

YOU SUCK ASSH*LE!!!

Answer 41

I don't

thanks for the points