I've got a cigarette lighter stuck up my ***?

Question

Anyone know what i should do?

I was sat on my sofa just watching a film (notting hill on itv1), was a bit bored so decided to have a few cigarettes, anyway it made sound wierd but i just wanted to see if my lighter would fit up my ***, obv it did but i think ive pushed it too far and i can't seem to get it out.

I dont want to go to the doctors as it would be a bit embarrasing, i dunno how id explain it really, plus i dont want to miss the film, will it come out on its own when i go to the toilet or something like that, anyone know?

thanks

Answer 1

i think when you s*** it wil come out my little brother is 4 and he stuck a marker up there a mini one and got stuck but came out when he s*** so why would you do that in the first place??

Answer 2

I don't know if this is a legitimate question seeing as it is in the etiquette section???



but anyway, a buddy of mine was getting kinky with his gf and lost a vibrator up there, WHILE IT WAS STILL ON. It was one of those "bullet" shaped things. it came out whey he shat though. I don't know about your lighter though, if you can't get it out though, you will have to go to a doctor.



clippy chick, that pic is great

Answer 3

Hey troll. Read the title to your question, then decide if *** belongs under ETIQUETTE!! Then you should probably go to the doctor for a lobotomy.

Answer 4

Go to the toilet, have something to eat with lots of fiber in and push.

Answer 5

depending on the size of the lighter (grill sized? compact?) i recommend manually removing it from your rectum. if it won't come out manually, see a doctor unless you are willing to risk using pliers.

best of wishes on your predicament.

Answer 6

Drink some gasoline, then jam an electrical cord up there and see if you can light the lighter. The back-pressure should blow it right out. DO this outside.

Answer 7

Eat some baked beans, prunes and bran.

Answer 8

1) your an absolate idiot. 2) you might need to ask your mother to help you 3) you need to see a physcitraist. :)

Answer 9

That's easy!! Don't take it off, just fart and turn on your cigarettes easier LOL Help!! https://answersrip.com/question/index?qid=20100109141010AAZnzsa Have fun!!!

Answer 10

Yawn yet another troll

Answer 11

Another troll who thinks he is funny.



EDIT: Hmm, who could have possibly thumbed me down? (sarcasm)

Answer 12

zzzzzzzzzz

Answer 13

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