Should I do the decent thing?

Question

After a wonderful Christmas dinner yesterday I decided to open a vintage Port to compliment the various cheeses we were enjoying. In a moment of utter madness which I still can't come to terms with, I passed the Port to the person on my right. No one said anything at the time but I know they all saw it. Should I kill myself?

Answer 1

I would never encourage anyone to do such a thing. You should just retire to your drawing room with a bottle of whisky and a revolver.

Answer 2

Yes

Answer 3

I don't think you need to kill yourself.



However if you should be challenged to a duel I think you ought hold your sword in your left hand and take your punishment as it comes.

Answer 4

lmao!!! ok, well first things first....DON'T kill yourself. Second thing: they probably saw you pass it to the person on your right, but don't panic. Third thing: Have you been drinking?

Answer 5

No don't kill yourself! It's really not that serious

Answer 6

Yes please! Consider it a service to mankind.