What do you do when you pass gas... (Best action to take)?

Question

And you think no one is around to smell it but then some one shows up.
What is the best action to take?
Admit it, Hope they don't notice, fart more? What would you do?

Answer 1

The best action is what they call "Silent but deadly". In other words, try not to let it make any noise. Do not make any comment about it either. It's one of those moments that's best not noticed.



You should try to minimize the problem. Diet is the most important factor. Carbonated beverages such as sodas and beer are big causes of excessive gas. Bean dishes are notorious gas producers too, as are foods from the cabbage family such as broccoli and brussels sprouts. Certain other foods can cause gas as well. Get on Google.com and look up "flatulence" for more information and hints on how to reduce your intestinal gas production.

Answer 2

Just pull and Austin Powers - Pardon me for being rude. It was not me, it was my food. It just popped up to say hello, and now it's gone back down below

Answer 3

are you at school, at work, at a grocery store, at a mall? who can you blame it on? as them if they can smell that funny smell in the air?

Answer 4

fart when its crowded, and if your around a retard than thats even better....i farted once when i couldnt hold it i was with my friends, luckily it was silent but it smelled, my friend passed by and they said "HOLY CRAP, ever since so and so walked by, it smells like ****" and he took the blame and laughed! so yeah, fart in a crowd

Answer 5

Claim your fart, be proud.

Answer 6

You gotta leave the crime scene! No one will know it's you!

Answer 7

Ask yourself, what would the Queen do?

Answer 8

Just keep walking and don't say anything.

Answer 9

I gotta run, see you later.

Answer 10

lift a cheek and let it rip

Answer 11

Smile and say "did you hear that?"

Answer 12

BLAME IT ON OBAMA